Refurbished Insignia NS-CNV20 4.3in Internet-Connected GPS – Two for the road to the coffee machine
Art: Rampley! I need these reports done ASAP! Where is your head? On the road?
Rampley: My apologies, sir. I have been waiting on the status update I sent you a week ago to finish the data.
Art: A week ago? Really? I didnt see it. Must have gone to my SPAM folder. I will have my secretary call IT and have them look on the server for the document. I will get them to update the mail server so that I can get everyones e-mail. After that, I will make sure they reboot the servers for good measure.
Rampley: Um, I am not sure that all of that has anything to do with getting the request. Since you know I need it, why dont you just search your inbox for the email or just go ahead and send the report? I mean, it sounds like thats much easier.
Art: Dont you think I know how to use technology? Its not like this is One of those Refurb Insignia NS-CNV20 4.3 inch Internet Connected GPSs. Thats complicated technology!
Rampley: Actually sir, its got Text to speech and turn-by-turn voice guided prompts, which aids in smooth navigation. The units have built-in cellular modems that connect your GPS to the internet so you can use Google to search for stuff, real time gas prices, and traffic. Which means you wont have to call me to tell your secretary to e-mail the people in your Tuesday meeting that you are late because you got stuck in traffic, again.
Art: But I cant click all those buttons to get my location into the GPS. My fingers are like crab claws!
Rampley: Again sir, the 4.3 inch touch screen is large enough for crab claw like hands to enter information in.
Art: Rampley, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
Rampley: Sir, about that report…. Will you send me the status updates?
Art: Rampley, we are friends now. Call my secretary and have her email IT so they can find it. Those knuckleheads have nothing better to do anyway.