Deal of the Day

Samsung M630 Highnote Cell Phone from Sprint – Deal of the Day – Aug 26, 2009

Thats right folks, youre just a purchase away from having this blonde bombshell call you wearing nothing but headphones.  The Samsung M630 Highnote is not your average phone from Sprint.  This modern ghetto blaster has a dual slider to reveal its hidden music speaker for your listening pleasure.  Need more bass? Just connect the phone to any speaker system supporting its built-in 3.5mm audio jack port.  There is a little resemblance to the Apple Ipod with its rotating click wheel, but it also boasts a 2 megapixel camera and a microSD memory card slot for storage expansion.  So go get jiggy with it.

Highlights
* Unique Dual-Slider Form Reveals Keypad Or Powerful Stereo Speaker
* Advanced Bluetooth Wireless Technology Lets You Stream Stereo Music
* Watch On-Demand TV or Connect To Sprint Music Store With Data Plan
* Next-generation (EV-DO) Technology Gives You Downloads At Near-broadband Speed
* Built-in MP3 Player With Up To 16 MB Of Expandable Memory
* 2.0 Megapixel Digital Camera Lets You Send Sprint PCS PictureMail or VideoMail
* Supports Sprint Navigation For Turn-by-Turn Driving Directions
* Outstanding Voice-Activated Dialing Feature For Hands-Free Dialing

Things to remember (a mother’s memoir):

Birthdays, Social Security numbers, Anniversaries, shirt sizes, shoe sizes, underwear, pants, which brand changes all the clothes sizes, Favorite color, best friend, biggest fear, where the “lovies” are, the perfect laundry/softener/dryer sheet combo, which flavor of popsicles is the best, what they really want from Santa, doctors appointments, which tooth the last cavity was in, allergic reactions to medicine, allergic reactions to food, allergic reactions to putting the dishes away, lyrics to Disney songs, all the words from the favorite bed time book, where the smallest piece of a Lego was last seen, I forgot the rest….

Multiply this by the amount of children one has since it is different for each.  Add 1 for a husband if present.  Multiply by amount of extended family members if you are the unofficial social director for them.

Whats left?  I dont remember what size shirt I wear.  When I want to sit back and relax on the weekend and have a quiet 3 minutes to myself drinking a Bahama Mama, well, theres no way I can find the cocktail book anymore, that shelf was taken over by all the home improvement books and Dr. Seuss.  I could go on the internet, but will be bombarded by all the emails telling me when the next play date is.  I could ask the Mr. to do it, but he always makes it taste like gasoline.

What I need is a built in recipe book right into a measuring cup.  Like this Digital Cocktail Bartender with 40 recipes.  No remembering, thinking, over pouring!  I can get a perfect mixture every time which ensures there is no over indulgence when I drink responsibly at the bridge club.

Get one.  Put on some noise cancelling headphones and listen to your favorite Pod Cast and let the day wash away.  Enjoy it folks.  You deserve it.

This is not the greatest guitar known to man.  I still want wireless whammy action.  But in the meantime, you might ask, why buy this wireless guitar?  The fret buttons are awkwardly placed and it feels too light.  The answer is simple.  Winning is everything.  Extra guitars for dueling battles can be expensive.  The React Odyssey guitar gives an unfair advantage.  Moms can play against their children in battle mode for the dishes.  Loser does them all!  The price means that you can now afford to complete the ultimate guitar hero fantasy of smashing your guitar into pieces on stage or the comfort of your dated shag carpeted living room.

Parents will now finally be able to overcome the nimble practiced fingers of 10 year olds all over the world.  They will tell them that the slightly smaller size of the guitar is made for their smaller size.  But in reality, its about dominance.  Now, the world will finally know how great we really were at Super Mario Bros and Punch Out, when they were 2 dimensional games.  All those years of playing with simple joysticks comes to fruition.

Its your choice on how to win this battle.  Without the React Odyssey Wireless Guitar, your battle cannot be one.  I recommend three.

Refurbished Insignia NS-CNV20 4.3in Internet-Connected GPS – Two for the road to the coffee machine

Art: Rampley!  I need these reports done ASAP!  Where is your head?  On the road?

Rampley: My apologies, sir.  I have been waiting on the status update I sent you a week ago to finish the data.

Art: A week ago?  Really?  I didnt see it.  Must have gone to my SPAM folder.  I will have my secretary call IT and have them look on the server for the document.  I will get them to update the mail server so that I can get everyones e-mail.  After that, I will make sure they reboot the servers for good measure.

Rampley: Um, I am not sure that all of that has anything to do with getting the request.  Since you know I need it, why dont you just search your inbox for the email or just go ahead and send the report?  I mean, it sounds like thats much easier.

Art: Dont you think I know how to use technology?  Its not like this is One of those Refurb Insignia NS-CNV20 4.3 inch Internet Connected GPSs.  Thats complicated technology!

Rampley: Actually sir, its got Text to speech and turn-by-turn voice guided prompts, which aids in smooth navigation.  The units have built-in cellular modems that connect your GPS to the internet so you can use Google to search for stuff, real time gas prices, and traffic.  Which means you wont have to call me to tell your secretary to e-mail the people in your Tuesday meeting that you are late because you got stuck in traffic, again.

Art: But I cant click all those buttons to get my location into the GPS.  My fingers are like crab claws!

Rampley: Again sir, the 4.3 inch touch screen is large enough for crab claw like hands to enter information in.

Art: Rampley, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Rampley: Sir, about that report…. Will you send me the status updates?

Art: Rampley, we are friends now.  Call my secretary and have her email IT so they can find it.  Those knuckleheads have nothing better to do anyway.