Dude, what up?

Dude.

Dude!

Dude?

Why are you using the back of my brand new Denon AVR1907 7.1 Channel Receiver as a dart board?!?!

I was bored.  I was going to play this game yesterday while I watched a movie, but ended up getting sidetracked with some stuff and I saw the back of this and thought, DARTS!

But, I just got this.  I was going to hook up my new Sony Bluray player to this and watch a movie on this with the TV I got.  Sure I dont have the ability for HDMI-switching.  But who cares?  My Denon has 7 sweet channels each with 85 watts of pure soundage power.  I was planning on drowning out the sound of your whining with this.  It decodes even for 6.1 channel versions of Dolby Digital and DTS.

I dont see whats so sick about that.  Darts is waaaay more fun.

I need a new roommate.

What?

Nothing.   Just give me my Denon AVR1907 back so I can hook it up to my XM radio.

I forgot to tell you, the light socket broke when one of my darts went wildly astray.  We are out of light bulbs.

Thats okay.  My preprogrammed Glow Key Remote with Punch through commands will guide my way in the dark.  Now if you dont mind, I need some alone time.

Sure you dont want to play some darts?

So now that it’s back to school, or at least that’s what all these stores are telling me. Isn’t there still more than a month left???? I mean, summer ends Labor Day weekend, right? Imagine how I felt when I was sitting back, watching my brand new Samsung 32” HDTV I picked up on Cowboom, when the Big Boss comes in. He’s waving his hands, pacing back and forth, talking crazy talk about grades, the BBB, and how I am supposed to explain what I did this past summer. Like I need that. I was about to start playing this game to Legally Blonde 2 – Red, White, and Blonde, but now I’m stuck doing this stu— What? Yeah, yeah. I’m all over, man! Chill out! Ahem—

What I did this summer.
By: Cowboom
Date: Whenever I get to finishing this
Period: 1
Teacher: Mr. Big Wig

his summer I had so much fun. I sold lots of really, really cool stuff. For real cheap. But the best part of it is that I made people happy. Really happy. According to the folks over at the Better Business Bureau, we are totally A- for Awesome sweet Internet purchasing goodness.

Now I am sure you are wondering, “Why not A+?” Well, let me be the first to tell you, we aren’t perfect. I’m kidding. We are really the definition of the finest commerce machine on the planet and as soon as we collect all the data we will take over the world and make everyone say “moo” instead of “Hello”. But that’s later. Actually, according to the BBB, and I quote, “The condition that lowers this grade from A+ is not what we believe to be a significant one.”

What does that mean? It means that we won’t stop believin’ in a small town boy born and raised in South Detroit. It means that our customer service department has been working their tails off trying to make you happy and that rights are righted. And wrongs are not wrong-ed. They are like elves in Santa’s shop peeking into the great deals you pick up from us and making sure that we got it right.

I mean sure, we work them to the bone. People can survive on open box HDMI cables, right? Right?!?! That’s lead, fiber, all of your daily vitamins. So I am taking this time, to remind you, our fellow Cowboomers, that we care. We work hard for you, everyday. Even on the weekend. Even when you are sleeping. It’s kinda all the time.

And way to go Customer Service department. I will do more to acknowledge you when you come up a way to RMA my step mother to Siberia. Until then, pat on the back… high and dry.

Wow..  An Apple mighty mouse for $19.99?  This bad boy sells for $60 bucks brand new!  You spent a ton on your macbook already, give your wallet a break and save some of your hard earned cash by grabbing this deal before we run out.  Control your laptop or pc with 30ft of wireless range and a cool 360 degree scrolling ball.

Features:
Bluetooth technology provides up to 30 ft. of wireless range
Laser tracking engine provides enhanced tracking on almost any surface
Scroll ball with 360 degree scrolling ability allows you to effortlessly move around a document
Force-sensing side buttons can be customized to begin a program with a simple squeeze
Touch-sensitive top shell allows you to right click without a right button
Up to 4 programmable buttons